ah yes, tumblr is “banning porn”, you know, “““porn”““, like that one time they had their bots tag basically all lesbian and trans blogs as ““““““porn”““““. i truly trust the clowns who run this website to not literally fuck this up in the most heinous way imaginable while desperately begging for apple to restore their shitty app
all of henry viii’s wives deserved better. their husband was a piece of shit and most of them have been made to look like whores or bitches when in reality most of them were in pressured into marry him and suffered abuse at the hands of a monster who was willing to murder and destroy the lives of women he supposedly loved simply to get what he wanted
nothing gives me more pleasure than the fact that the only thing henry viii is known for is the women in his life. his wives, his mother, mary, elizabeth. eat a dick, henry, the women in your life are what made you memorable.
Oh, the irony of being desperate for a son to be king after you, yet being the father of two queens.
I mean, he did father a king, but no one remembers Edward VI, either, ‘cos he was a little shit who died young. The Adric of the British monarchy.
Yeah, but Edward VI didn’t really accomplish much except for making Lady Jane Grey famous and dying of TB by the age of 15. He really was Adric.
But how pissed would Henry be to know that Elizabeth was his most successful offspring? All that trying for a male heir, and Anne Boleyn’s daughter is the one people remember.
Also let’s not forget he literally had wome killed for “not giving him” a male heir, while, little did he know, it was his own shitty sperms that couldn’t do it. May he burn in hell forever
ah yes, tumblr is “banning porn”, you know, “““porn”““, like that one time they had their bots tag basically all lesbian and trans blogs as ““““““porn”““““. i truly trust the clowns who run this website to not literally fuck this up in the most heinous way imaginable while desperately begging for apple to restore their shitty app
all of henry viii’s wives deserved better. their husband was a piece of shit and most of them have been made to look like whores or bitches when in reality most of them were in pressured into marry him and suffered abuse at the hands of a monster who was willing to murder and destroy the lives of women he supposedly loved simply to get what he wanted
nothing gives me more pleasure than the fact that the only thing henry viii is known for is the women in his life. his wives, his mother, mary, elizabeth. eat a dick, henry, the women in your life are what made you memorable.
Oh, the irony of being desperate for a son to be king after you, yet being the father of two queens.
I mean, he did father a king, but no one remembers Edward VI, either, ‘cos he was a little shit who died young. The Adric of the British monarchy.
Yeah, but Edward VI didn’t really accomplish much except for making Lady Jane Grey famous and dying of TB by the age of 15. He really was Adric.
But how pissed would Henry be to know that Elizabeth was his most successful offspring? All that trying for a male heir, and Anne Boleyn’s daughter is the one people remember.
Also let’s not forget he literally had wome killed for “not giving him” a male heir, while, little did he know, it was his own shitty sperms that couldn’t do it. May he burn in hell forever